Oh dear, it was so funny last night that I was rofling on the floor for about 2 minutes after the 'exercises' we had just before 2am. I will explain below in case, dear reader, you wish to partake..
Mike the Marine comes in and says we are going to play a game with Jenny Tallia and some electrodes. Funny chap he is, we don't have any women here so goodness knows who Jenny Tallia is, maybe the camp's cook.
So we all line up and he calls me out on the pretence that I have 'secrets' to share and he wants to show the other lads how he gets it from me. A sort of 'whodunit' game in which he said there are no winners...I think he's a bit gay so I have to watch my back with this jerk.
Mike the Marine.....'Right fatty (that really hurt, I've been on a diet since I got here and he calls me 'fatty') 'What information are you going to give me about troop movements from Al Jazeerah? Here's another guy I don't know, who is Al?
Me..........................Well, when I was about ten Mikey I played soldiers and moved my troops all over the place, super fun. Did you play with soldiers as a kid?
Mike the Marine then calls me over (he didn't call me fatty this time cos he knows I'm mentally tougher than he is) also I flashed my CTR ring in his coupon.
Well, I never did! He made me stand in a bucket of water naked and he attaches these wires to the utter extremities with Duck Tape, I attempt to flash my CTR ring at him again but it fails. He bawls and shouts and asks questions which I refuse to answer (all part of the game you see) he gets all het up and shouts in my ear (I'm gonna throw that damn switch!!) I calmly replied 'Throw it where you want dearie but remember it's my turn next)
I can't remember anything after that for 3 hours. I was told that the electric shock would have killed a lesser mortal but I pulled through okay.
Time for more water.
Bye mae looves
Tuesday 1 October 2013
Monday 30 September 2013
Holidays in Guantomano Bay 2011 - 2013
Hello mae looves
Just back from my holidays in Cuba (GB to be precise to the holiday tourists there)
It is the largest harbour on the south side of the island and it is surrounded by steep hills which create an enclave that is cut off from its immediate hinterland, this makes for very exciting games such as 'who can get out the quickest and in one piece' The Americans love dressing up as soldiers and playing games on us. Below I'll list a few:-
Blind Man's Buff...I loved this one, we all walk round naked with pretend handcuffs on and have to walk like a Flamingo, you know, like the birds with knees that bend a different way. If any of the holidaymakers aren't able to do it the Yanks assist with readjusting the kneecap so that we all walk alike. Super way to get to know each other. In case we get lost we have been given bright orange overalls so they can 'assist' with getting back to the chalet.
Waterboarding....Extremely amusing game that we all enjoy playing. We lie down on a board and the yanks tuck us in a 'comfy jacket' then place a blanket over our head and face. This is to protect us in case some cad throws water over our face and pretends to drown us. But again mine hosts save the day and lift us up just in time for another gallon of water for tea. Oh, forget to mention that to finish off the day of fun and jollity we have water biscuits and coffee without milk, sugar or coffee.
More tomorrow cos we have a Musical Evening listening to a band called 'White Noise'
Bye Mae Looves
Just back from my holidays in Cuba (GB to be precise to the holiday tourists there)
It is the largest harbour on the south side of the island and it is surrounded by steep hills which create an enclave that is cut off from its immediate hinterland, this makes for very exciting games such as 'who can get out the quickest and in one piece' The Americans love dressing up as soldiers and playing games on us. Below I'll list a few:-
Blind Man's Buff...I loved this one, we all walk round naked with pretend handcuffs on and have to walk like a Flamingo, you know, like the birds with knees that bend a different way. If any of the holidaymakers aren't able to do it the Yanks assist with readjusting the kneecap so that we all walk alike. Super way to get to know each other. In case we get lost we have been given bright orange overalls so they can 'assist' with getting back to the chalet.
Waterboarding....Extremely amusing game that we all enjoy playing. We lie down on a board and the yanks tuck us in a 'comfy jacket' then place a blanket over our head and face. This is to protect us in case some cad throws water over our face and pretends to drown us. But again mine hosts save the day and lift us up just in time for another gallon of water for tea. Oh, forget to mention that to finish off the day of fun and jollity we have water biscuits and coffee without milk, sugar or coffee.
More tomorrow cos we have a Musical Evening listening to a band called 'White Noise'
Bye Mae Looves
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