Having absolutely nothing better to do I decided to venture into the airing cupboard and have a gander at the 30 years clothing storage we have. I decided, for an extra thrill to the lacklustre morning, to pull all the sheets out and refold them; bit like linen origami.
So, everything pulled from the cupboard and scattered around Adjel's opium den. Actually, it looks better when there is an organised mess in her room...'matter unorganised' is an appropriate term. THAT'S IT!!!!!!! Adjel's room is a 'black hole'...remember from science lectures..........not even LIGHT escapes! The equation also is that gravity in a black hole is 9,000,000 times more stronger than earth. THIS is why when clothes, bus tickets,contact lens cases, Q tips, bits of toothpaste, hair grips and a host of 'matter here' are removed from the floor, within seconds they are back, but in a different place on the floor.
But I digress. Taking time to examine parts of the airing cupboard I have not seen for a long time (Steptoe and Son would have been extremely proud to have had a look into it) imagine my surprise when I came across an ancient monument; closer examination revealed there were strange markings on it (found out it was the hot water tank) with that polystyrene sprayed onto it. It's about 3" thick.
Inscription No 1....Linda..grounded 24 Oct 1997 - 27 Oct 1997
Inscription No 2...Rachael 7 Sep 2001
Inscription No 3...Brigham Young was here...All is well
On top of all that there were markings of curious workmanship..stars, moons, E = MC squared, noughts and crosses.
Linda is 28 now so I think she's past a 'whisper' in the ear.
'Oh, Adjel!!!'
Need to go and bring in the 'smalls'
Bye for now my lurves
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