The real reason why the Titanic sunk

Leaving the elderly lady I made my way to 'Weight Watchers'
I have been a regular attendee for about a year to closely observe folk. Losing weight is totally incidental, it's the fun of it all. Not being cruel but observant it's amazing how different people are in size size and size. The fashions are excrutiating...for example:-

1...Here's the lady who was given a tube of exploding pink lipstick for Christmas. It worked too, the front of her hair is pink, nowhere else, just the lips, half the face and the hair. Either that or she walked into a tub of 'Agent Orange'

2...This one is wearing something what a little 3 yr old girl would wear dressing up with her pals. The woman is about 40 yrs old and looks like she was caught in an explosion in a charity shop

3...This one does a first rate impersonation of 'Jabba the Hut'

And so it goes on.

So I sit and imagine a WW member's cruise on the Titanic, in the Atlantic with an accumulated tonnage equal to half the ship's weight. The party and class for them is portside, they all move there like migrating wildebeest, the ship lists heavily, Captain panics, the ice from all their Cokes and Fantas leaves the glass with precision timing, knocks a hole in the boat, water comes in, ship sinks, people lose lives.
Except the WW class. They just bob up and down until rescue comes.
Sigh

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